NO, this isn't the start of a joke, with a nifty response tag line. But YES, these 3 ARE really neat and distinct destinations we'll be visiting along our fun touring excursion.

We skirt the Bronx shore, then wave to the waves at Orchard Beach. We cross briefly into Westchester to Historic Register, colonial days' St Paul's Church in Mt. Vernon; followed by a yummy repast at the Arthur Avenue retail market. Prepare yourselves for the best lunching  with deli, cannoli, coffee, and Italian goods. Don't forget the freshly rolled cigars, if that's your desire. Of course, bring carry capacity if you'd like to bring home extra Ital. goodies. 

Mixed style, paved urban riding with lots of bike lanes and bike trails. We cruise on the flats (where appropriate) at 14-15 MPH, with regrouping stops as needed. Suitable for hybrids and road bikes, or mountain bike if they've high pressure slicks. Subway and Metro North bails available (so bring subway and any rail passes for convenience, in case). Ride ends at 2nd Ave./E. 116th St., shortly after crossing back into Manhattan. ETA 2:00 PM. Possibly cross listed NYCC as C14.

MEET: Dunkin Donuts at 2258 First Ave, NorthEast corner of E. 116th St.

BRING: Plenty of hydration, some pocket food; $ for lunch or bail transport, the usual bike supplies (2 tubes, pump, any special supplies for your personal bike). Print/bring the cue sheet and ability to follow it.

NOTE:  If weather is any question, check message board and your email by 9PM the night before the ride; we'll post by then so there's no confusion in the morning. Showers won't cause us to cancel; steady rain or bitter cold or unsafe pavement conditions will.