Agh, once again, it'll be too warm for a fireside ride. We'll try again in February.

January just begs for a fireplace, wool socks, and a hot toddy -- did we say that already? Well, today is the day -- and -- lo and behold -- only a few days short of the Inauguration!

Come join us as we meander and stumble to Jamaica Estates in quest of Donald Trump's home hearth, his early schooling -- a humble red-brick schoolhouse -- and, depending on the temps, a jaunt out to Coney Island for a quick visit to Dad's Trump Village. Note: If we do not detour to Coney Island (and add an additional 15 miles), we'll stay snugly in Queens, and saunter down to -- as promised in our Fireside series -- a cozy Irish pub with a working fireplace, in Woodside.

Ride begins at Trump World Tower, 48 & First Avenue, 10 AM, with a quick stop at Bridgemarket (61 and First), and ends at Manhattan side of the Queensborough Bridge, sometime around 4 PM. (Depending on lunch and detour.)

Hopefully Donald will retweet this.